Oh, she's listening to The Get Up Kids again

I have an idea. I'm going to need some help with it though.

Let's boycott growing up.

If we all, at the same time, concentrate really hard, I'm sure we could just stop the aging process. Let's stop down our synapses and slow down our breathing and close our eyes for a few years, and when we wake up, we'll be more or less immortal.

I can't do it alone though. Humans are radios, we send out signals y'all. It's why my mom and I have the same dreams when we're sleeping in the same house. If we're all sending out the same signal, maybe it'll be strong enough to start our own station.

Let's lead a revolt.

Who's with me?