Right now it is 4:38 am and there is what my roommates and I like to refer to as "Geekfest" going on in the common room, which shares a wall with my dorm. Geekfest usually gets together and plays Guitar Hero and various other video games for extended periods of time. It's dubbed "Geekfest" due to the very interesting specimens of humanity that make up this fascinating anthropological study. 
Geekfest has now been at it for about seven hours. I'm going to shoot somebody. 
I live in a high-traffic area dorm- lots of people coming and going at all hours, and since I am on the first floor, right next to the elevators, I have the privilege of coming out of my room in the mornings to see the havoc I heard take place the night before when I was trying to sleep. So far this night someone has broken off a elevator door, busted open a fire extinguisher (there is glass everywhere) and tipped over a trash can full of beer cans. I hate my dorm on the weekends.
Dorm life! Hooray!
It's almost five in the morning. In addition to hating the dorm, I hate daylight savings time. I WANT MY HOUR BACK. 

